Strange Behavior

Sometimes being married to a diagnostic imaging/future medical student is weird. The more medical papers Scooter reads the more big medical terms he uses. He has started saying things like "bifurcation," "contraindication," and "embolization." The other day I was sitting at the computer and he was reading his anatomy book, he came over and started poking my side. When I asked him what he was doing he said, "Just checking to make sure that you don't have an enlarged spleen. I don't think you do." Is he going to want to give me a checkup every night? What am I going to do? We have at least ten more years of medical training left!